Allison. 22. Salem, Massachusetts. Teavana and Godiva Employee. Cats. Cosplay. More cats.
Why I Am No Longer a Paladin
Me: I shank the crazed half-elf.
DM: crit, he dies almost instantly.
Me: I reassure everyone that its okay, I’m a Paladin.
DM: Everyone starts screaming and begging for their lives.
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I have no sense of self. I have no personality, no brilliant color. I have nothing to offer. That’s always been my problem. I feel like an empty vessel. I have a shape, I guess, as a container, but there’s nothing inside.”…”Let’s say you are an empty vessel. So what? What’s wrong with that?” Eri said. “You’re still a wonderful, attractive vessel. And really, does anybody know who they are? So why not be a completely beautiful vessel? The kind people feel good about, the kind people want to entrust with precious belongings.
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the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
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The only leaf pile we want to jump into… #GODIVA #fall
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do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’
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Lazy Sunday witch flipping through some old tomes.
I think October is going to be a month of “spooky” gifs for me because I need to do more animation.
This is nice
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reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form
"hey, jen, did you finish those taxes?"
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